apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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