he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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