can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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