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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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