Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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