when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
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we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
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You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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