Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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