She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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