I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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