so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml