Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(812): View more from Indiana

so... how was it???

(317): View more from Indiana

he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy

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(646): View more from New York

I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

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(410): View more from Maryland

college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free

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(504): View more from Louisiana

insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...

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(516): View more from New York

I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume

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(904): View more from Florida

Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml

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