You're a womanizer and a bitch.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies