he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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