i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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