I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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