I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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