I think i peed on brittanys purse
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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