I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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