The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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