She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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