You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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