marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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