He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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