Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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