Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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