It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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