i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
3 2 1 whiskey
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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