I didn't shave. On purpose
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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