where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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