i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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