ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
i out mim tonsoeep
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