he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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