I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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