Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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