How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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