god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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