can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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