By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
so that wasnt chicken after all
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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