I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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