She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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