I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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