I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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