Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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