dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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