Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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