just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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