Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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