let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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