I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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