So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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