Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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