So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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