Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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