D3 body, D1 cock
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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