Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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