He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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