Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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