He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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