I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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