this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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