He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I enjoy the company of your penis
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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