What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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